Put a little wood in your life.


Yes, It’s Real - Meet the World’s Most Low-Maintenance PetStick.

  • Doesn't chew, bark, bite or judge your life choices.
  • Requires zero attention - a relationship you can't screw up.
  • Emotionally stable - more than your ex.
  • Introverted by nature - minds it's own business.
  • Not clingy - gluing to, well, anything - not recommended.
  • Enjoys long hikes - in the woods.
  • No Vet Bills - House broken.
  • Gluten Free - GMO-Free, Vegan-friendly.
  • Sustainably sourced. 100% Recyclable. 0% Drama.
*Certified Listener - if it starts responding, seek out a mental health professional immediately.
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